I'm thankful for Bill Engvall and George Lopez. They've been doing their jobs WELL distracting me lately, when music just won't do.
My List of Random:
*Okay, so not only have I lost the spell check button in Blogger, now I've lost the underline button. Just what is going on here?!
*I lost my Costco card and I need rolls, in bulk.
*I'm almost done Christmas shopping.
*I could really use an explanation.
*I kind of want to beat up Jennifer's doctor.
*I think I'm FINALLY getting The Look down with my kids. It only took 8 years.
*How have I been awake 36 minutes and not had any coffee yet?!
*Why does the cat always throw up five minutes before the guests get here?
*I still don't know what to get Uncle Dick for Christmas.
*I don't really like talking on the phone, but I'll talk to you.
*I learned the most upsetting fact about public restrooms last night reading my Health magazine. Though the toilet seat is "pretty" safe to sit on (which I still won't), you gotta make sure the toilet paper dispenser is totally enclosed cuz when you flush, stuff sprays all over the TP. Great. Great, Great, A-Flippety Great.
* Think of me at 8:00 a.m. when you're still in your PJ's, sipping your coffee, in your fat socks. I'll be at Jazzercise. I'll be thinking of you.
*Why is it that there is always something else to do, especially when it's 9:00 p.m. and all you want to do is stretch out on the couch and not think, but you remember you have to makethecoffeestartthedishwasherchangethelitterboxletthedoginputtheclothesinthewasherinthedryerandfoldtheclothesinthedryercheckthekidsbackpacks...and it just.never.ends.
*I agree with Erin that it would be fun to be pregnant again, but only for like a minute--cuz these t-shirts exist--