Apparently a big bootaaay means, you're pretty healthy. I mean, that was some good news to wake up to this morning. I am so healthy right now.
My good friend calls me, "Miss Square" (she always draws a little square as the words are coming out of her mouth), and I persist that I am more like a pear (always drawing a little pear as the words are coming out of my mouth). According to the article, pear = good.
You totally want to know what the "Miss Square" bit is all about, right? Let's just say, when you first meet me, I might come across as innocent. Quiet. Reserved maybe. Which I am. I. Am. (okay, that's a lie)
So yeah...back to the pear. In the article, they were comparing the pear shape, that us women may tend to resemble, to the apple shape. Apparently evidence shows (in mice) that the pear shape is no doubt healthier than the apple shape. A mouse is totally the same thing as a woman.
I could be an apple too. The pear and the apple are very close. But I've always had the bigger bootay. I've always been proud of my birthing hips. I mean, I'm no Jennifer Lopez (though I did once dream of being a Fly Girl) and I'm for sure not a Beyonce (though I wouldn't hate it). This much is just plain true. I'm more of...say...my grandma. Yeah, my grandma. BUT, I'm healthy-er. The mice said so.
And now, to tie this up in a ROUND about way...
Thanks for playing.