Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Bigger IS Better

THIS is awesome.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,477434,00.html

Apparently a big bootaaay means, you're pretty healthy. I mean, that was some good news to wake up to this morning. I am so healthy right now.

My good friend calls me, "Miss Square" (she always draws a little square as the words are coming out of her mouth), and I persist that I am more like a pear (always drawing a little pear as the words are coming out of my mouth). According to the article, pear = good.

You totally want to know what the "Miss Square" bit is all about, right? Let's just say, when you first meet me, I might come across as innocent. Quiet. Reserved maybe. Which I am. I. Am. (okay, that's a lie)

So yeah...back to the pear. In the article, they were comparing the pear shape, that us women may tend to resemble, to the apple shape. Apparently evidence shows (in mice) that the pear shape is no doubt healthier than the apple shape. A mouse is totally the same thing as a woman.

I could be an apple too. The pear and the apple are very close. But I've always had the bigger bootay. I've always been proud of my birthing hips. I mean, I'm no Jennifer Lopez (though I did once dream of being a Fly Girl) and I'm for sure not a Beyonce (though I wouldn't hate it). This much is just plain true. I'm more of...say...my grandma. Yeah, my grandma. BUT, I'm healthy-er. The mice said so.

And now, to tie this up in a ROUND about way...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyY5_7BV56w

Love it.



Thanks for playing.



9 comments:

Jenny said...

I saw that Beyonce/Justin Timberlake video recently. Very funny.

I think these days I'm more apple than pear - I was always pear growing up.

Dee from Downunder said...

I think I am a pear....with a bump

Rena said...

Oh man, after seeing the title of this post, I was hoping you meant chocolate. But I'll settle for what it is. Love the video!

I'm just glad to see another Fox viewer these days. :)

Liesl said...

Yep, baby got back! LOL

I'm so living forever...

Sunshine said...

Jenny--it can change daily. Hourly.

Sunshine said...

Dee--Me too! :)

Sunshine said...

Rena--you thought my title meant chocolate? I so wasn't going for that! LOL. But now I do want some chocolate. Hmmmm...appropriate.

Sunshine said...

Renata--yeah, that song does go through my head...frequently.

Hillary said...

I have to admit that I'm a little speechless, lol. I DID have some thoughts in my head until I watched that video. And well...for some things there just aren't words.

You're too much, Sunshine. And I'm not talking about your bootay, lol.